May 2013
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
katkinkat:
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
brenodnurie:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
foodtrucker:
Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows
ryaninwonderland:
ive come to the realization that im not attractive and i never will be
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
upgraders:
“r u a top or a bottom” what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper